Obama sees the future of healthcare ... (Obamacare Horoscope)
Monday 6th of September 2010 08:32:41 PM
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| Swami-in-Chief Barack Obama used the stars to look into the future during Wednesday nights press conference. He sees all, he knows all, he taxes all who make over $250,000. |
Dow Says Kerry
Monday 6th of September 2010 08:32:41 PM
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| NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - If the historical performance of the Dow Jones industrial average is an indicator, John Kerry will be the 44th President of the United States. According to a study by the Hirsch Organization, publishers of the Stock Trader's Almanac, if the Dow loses more than 0.5 percent of its value from the end of September to Election Day, then an incumbent president is going to lose his job. The Dow has lost 0.75 percent of its value over the past month. This predictor has been true without exception every four years, from 1904 to the present, according... |
Mom not charmed by Wiccan teen
Monday 6th of September 2010 08:32:41 PM
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| Q. My 13 year-old daughter came home from boarding school last weekend and proceeded to announce at a family dinner that she is a witch and a Wiccan, which apparently is some witch religion. Then she told us she is an atheist. My mother, who was present and is a big fan of yours, told me you would advise me not to tolerate this. So, I took away my daughter's Wiccan books and forbade associations with peers who are Wiccans. In response, she rebelled, and the more I tried to control her, the more she rebelled. I recently have started... |
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
Monday 6th of September 2010 08:32:41 PM
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| WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN? OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)... |



